No tests next week! YAAAAY!!! I'm extremely happy. On a bad note: my period's is coming. I am ovulating and have broke out...again. Fml forreal. I'm seeing the dermatologist again next week and I have a secret plan to suggest something....it better fucken work or I'm gonna walk out of there and not pay that crazy bitch.

Sometimes, I think James is my good side. I'm the evil bitchy one, and he's the nice, optimistic one. It's like...he's my yang. That's the white side right? Or is it ying? Maybe it's ying. I'm too lazy to google it. I sound crazy as shit too.

I haven't had spicy food in foreverrrr. Well I haven't really been eating well. The schoolwork has been taking over my life and I've had no time whatsoever to eat at good places, go shopping, get my oil changed, masturbate, blah blah blah. Jk on the masturbating..maybe? o_O

Anywho, (I will post pix of what my mom conjured yesterday) I came home yesterday, high on adderall and my mom flipped out over my heartbeat. I insisted that I wasn't hungry but my parents pressured me to eat..after forcing oranges down my throat. I haven't had good korean food in forever (ok well maybe I had it about a week ago but still) and she made me bibimbap + fish jjigae. THAT SHIT WAS GOOOOOOOOOOOD! As a consequence, my butthole hurts. It has been hurting since 5 am this morning until now. Yes I have been dirreahea-ing nonstop, red pepper has been coming out of my butt. I'm one of those people who like to see what kind of foods come out of their butt.

Here is my dilemma: do I wanna dye my hair now or later? I hate having dark hair, I look like a frikkin witch. I thought I would've been used to it by now, but nope. Maybe I'll dye it tonight...we shall see.

Bottomless wine tomorrow. I will attempt to take pix. Hopefully I don't get too fucked up to study, ha!