I looked up my name on Urbandictionary.com and here are the results:
1. A ladies furry front bottom.
"How's your Gloria today? Is Gloria Hungry? I think she's ready for some sausage." "That beard makes your face look like a great big Gloria."
2. An amazingly happy, yet clumsy person, who is so nice and is always helpful to cheer up everyone else.
I need a Gloria. (in example of needing the happiness) You pulled a Gloria. (in example of the clumsiness)
3. A naturally gorgeous girl who is eathier very quiet and shy or incredibly wild and adventurous.
"that Gloria must be on crack"
All describe me so well!!! HAHAHA