O.M.G.

So I've had green poop today and the reasons for green poop are:

• Salmonella - can cause greenish stool (usually diarrhea)
• Giardia - can cause greenish stool (usually diarrhea)
• Swallowed postnasal drip - ie. from an upper respiratory disorder
• Intestinal disorder
• Starvation stools - usually in children; green watery stool caused by being on a liquid diet for a few days (e.g. if ill)

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!